The I'm not at work, but I'm working shirt.
Great for swinging an axe in the cold, deflecting ninja stars, stops .22 rounds without you even knowing*
Or just good for changing oil on the new addition to the 4wd community.
* 100% do not test this out, it's a blatant lie.
I also must admit I don't swing axes or change my own oil. But I'm just saying you could do them in this shirt.
You could also have the right to be an attorney.